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The Sting Update
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STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
By Diamond Dallas Page
Yo Cutters.what's up?
This has been an incredibly busy week. So busy that the email will only
have bits and pieces of what happened this weekend. You will have to go to
the Tri Star Weekend in Houston article to find all the incredible things
that went down this weekend. Let's talk about Thunder. Whether you liked
it or loved it, or whatever, everybody was watching.. posting an incredible
4.1 rating over three hours. That's the first time I have been in the ring
with Nash in quite some time and he was obviously on full octane, and he
would have felt the BANG if it wasn't for his stooge Hogan. Beating him by
DQ means nothing to me. Mark my words, at some point Kevin Nash will feel
the BANG... and so will Hogan.
Friday, I went to Universal Studios to film for the Worldwide show. It's
funny how the crowd has changed at the Universal tapings. It has gone from
tourists and families to people who love wrestling. After making two of my
opponents feel the BANG, I left for a screen test for the movie Water Boy,
Adam Sandler's movie that Disney is producing. The part was a real
stretch. I played a wrestler. Many of the boys tried out for it. The
character is so over the top, I doubt if I will get it, but it was fun to
do the screen test anyway. Friday night, Kim flew in just to go out and
party in Orlando with me. Wait a second, I just got the word. I came in
second. The Giant got the part. Good for Big G.
Saturday morning, I flew into Houston to go to the Twelfth Annual Tri-Star
Collector's Show. Some of the biggest names of all time were there: Kareem
Abdul Jabbar, Ozzie Smith, James Worthy, Oscar Robinson, Roger Clemens,
Chipper Jones, Johnny Unitas, Leon Spinks, Rick Barry, Tommy Morrison, Earl
Weaver.and they all were doing it. And you know what I mean, because
everybody's doing it - BANG!!! And I got pictures of them all doing it. I
also don't want to forget the ladies that I met there. Jaycie Phelps, who
tore her miniscus and was on crutches. She was with my favorite little
darling Dominique Moceanu. She was as cute as a button. But my favorite
girls of all were Alice "Lefty" Hohlmayer McNaughton, "Pepper" Paire Davis,
Marge Wenzell, and Dottie Kamenshat. These were the true ladies of a
League Of Their Own. I am talking about the original ladies who played in
league, not Rosie O'Donnell, Madonna, Lori Petty and Geena Davis. Not
that I
wouldn't mind hanging out with them, too. These girls were the best. They
still got all the get up and go that anybody does. Drinking beers with
DDP. It was a blast.
Saturday night, I also went to the Houston Rockets/Utah Jazz game where I
was hanging with the Mailman himself, Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, Kevin
Willis, Antoine Carr and a guest appearance by the Iron man himself, Warren
Moon. Even former Houston Rocket Calvin Murphy was there. Let me ask you
a question, have I dropped enough names yet?
Now, if you want to read the whole long story.you need to look for it in
the Diamond Mine after you are done reading this email. Click into
http://www.thediamondmine.com/
As for Monday Nitro, I'd say Jacksonville was jacked. Cut a kickin'
interview and headed into the crowd. I was leaving to catch my plane when
I heard Savage attacked Lex. On my way to come out to assist Lex, I hit my
left leg on one of the light stands that had an edge that was like a dull
knife and sliced through my jeans, my socks, and my leg. If you play the
replay back and see where I lean down to help Lex, there was fresh blood on
my pants. After helping Lex back, Kimberly took me to the hospital.
That's why you didn't see Kim on the last part of the show. It took about
twenty stitches, close to four inches long, over a half an inch wide and
went so deep that it barely touched my muscle. As we speak, I am just
leaving the Emergency Room. As far as I'm concerned, still be looking for
me at Thunder.
As usual, it's been your pleasure.
The Master Of The Diamond Cutter
Diamond Dallas Page
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